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(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# do it in the road?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# use feathers?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Find partners
for traffic lights?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Spend
all day chatting to people on the infernaweb?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# give two supermodels
Don King haircuts?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Well, I don't know about you lot
but I was quoting a line from a song.
What's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I plead alcohol.


As in, please give me some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# tee hee
I have two litres of red wine in my bag in truly delightful leopard print cartons. Yum and pretty too.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# squash a white elephant with square eyes
into a lift?
(icedragon, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Now that you mention it
*squints*

Yup, I'm with you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Mince about
like Elton John?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Paul McCartney and Wings
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Perhaps I just
want to mince about like Elton John :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# & wings!
never heard him called that before
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# have sausages on sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# eh? who said we couldn't have sausages on sticks?
grrr damn EU.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ...all fit in your mother at once?
Health and Safety regs, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 5 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# CDE?
/edit: Oh, I get it now. Stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)