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# i've listened to your arguments,
and though you may be right,
preserves have no defence against
the power of marmite.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)
# You have a point spacefish my man,
It's undoubtedly so,
That marmite is a terrible,
And a mar-mighty foe
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:35, archived)
# For me there's nothing magicker
On toast, it's like "Hey Presto!"
To spread upon your heated bread,
A healthy wad of pesto.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I'm sorry binster but pesto,
Does not do it for me,
I'd rather have a slice of ham,
And a lovely bit of brie
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:48, archived)