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# I just had toasted crumpet,
And a lovely cup of tea.
so I thought i'd write about it
On Beta (with a 3).
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)
# I love my dog and he loves me
and that's the way loves supposed to be.
But when it comes to having sex,
"It's not for me", says my dog Rex.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)
# That poem made me laugh out loud,
It really is a winner,
I think that my new favourite game,
Is poems about dinner
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)
# I'm glad you liked the poem
about my culinary adventures.
The crumpet was delightful,
but the jam stuck to my dentures.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:16, archived)
# "Laughed, I nearly bought a round"
I like these rhyming jinx
I think I'll stick to poetry
cos my photoshopping stinks
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)
# I'm not that fond of jam myself
No, marmalade deserves,
To take its place upon the throne,
As king of fruit preserves
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)
# i've listened to your arguments,
and though you may be right,
preserves have no defence against
the power of marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)
# You have a point spacefish my man,
It's undoubtedly so,
That marmite is a terrible,
And a mar-mighty foe
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:35, archived)
# For me there's nothing magicker
On toast, it's like "Hey Presto!"
To spread upon your heated bread,
A healthy wad of pesto.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I'm sorry binster but pesto,
Does not do it for me,
I'd rather have a slice of ham,
And a lovely bit of brie
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:48, archived)
# But have you thought of lemon curd
as contender for the trophy?
Despite the fact it looks like phlegm
and makes me feel all bowfy.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:37, archived)
# My Grandma sent me lemon curd,
When I was a young student,
We threw it out the window though,
Which really wasn't prudent
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:43, archived)