So you did.
How embarrasing.
At the moment I'm torn between finding myself a job (which would stop getting my house and all things therein getting taken away to pay for bills) and looking at funny pictures.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48,
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I fucking wish.
Actually I really am fucked if I don't get money soon. I'm owed four grand in total from things I've done but no cunt has paid me yet. Apparently "But I'll lose my house!" has no effect on corporate cunts.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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I would suggest editor on a local paper
they are always full of hilarious shots of confused looking brownies with oversized cheques for four pounds sixty seven and people who've won portable televisions for bowling
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thediscokingpin,
Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55,
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