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# he just can't resist a truffle...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# they're stacked in
the classic ferrero roche formation

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# can i have one?
please?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# mmmm
truffles. and I've got beer now. God. Truly this is a good day for me...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i have chocolate hobnobs
and they're mine ALL MINE!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ah, but eat too many
and you'll become fat, whereas with beer, the thing is that... oh, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# but then of course the answer is
to eat chocolate hobnobs and drink beer - and then...
well get fat and be miserable
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# you have to
have the beer first. otherwise the chocolate from the hobnobs impairs the flavour. So it goes, 15 pints beer, 3 packets chocolate hobnobs. And maybe one of lemony's caramel slices if he's offering
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# so when do i have
my cucmber?
after the beer before the hobnobs?
or after the hobnobs and run the risk of having a tummy ache in the night or worse still, nightmares :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# It's a bugger
doing the saturday night eating itinerary
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i have mr kiplings caramel slices :)
not quite up with chocolate hobnobs but certain;y close to the roches
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Mr Kipling will be
pissed off about that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i have
3 packets of double choc chip cookies, i win! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# no you don't win
cos i also have kettle chips AND a cucumber
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# how did i know
that some rude person would think the worst?

Im pure and innocent you know..
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# and jusging from my posts tonight
i could've guessed it would've been me... i know no pure and innocent people who put in their profiles "i really do have big boobs" (it seems mightily unfair that you do so without putting in a photo)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i only put that in because no-one seemed to believe me!!
and ill say to you what i said to them ...
i have a webcam!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# webcam, eh....
you want to be careful with dirty old men (like me) around.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# dirty old man
how old?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# twenty
three and a half
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i'm 19
so dirty young man(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Hang on
you 19, louise 3512 21, me 23... Is there significance to this? Oh, no. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ok
sorry :)
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# so you're a
dirty youngish but getting on man
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I was thinkin
de same ting
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Kettle Chips?
You never mentioned that! I feel betrayed!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i just went shopping
cant avoid the calls from the crisps aisle

why is aisle spelt aisle?? surely it sould be iyl
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Then it might get confused
with the Iyl of Wyte
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# they've remade the adverts
with a kind f 80s synth remake of the original tune... praise be
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# ambassador
with these moogs you're really spoiling us?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# the fat little fucker
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Oy
he's a BIG fat fucker

and woo to the pixie
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Make him do the truffle shuffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I asked
if Tedmusses did that.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# what is the truffle shuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# have you ever seen the goonies??
the fatty kid does it on there :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# So you did.
How embarrasing.
At the moment I'm torn between finding myself a job (which would stop getting my house and all things therein getting taken away to pay for bills) and looking at funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# can you get a job looking at funny pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I fucking wish.
Actually I really am fucked if I don't get money soon. I'm owed four grand in total from things I've done but no cunt has paid me yet. Apparently "But I'll lose my house!" has no effect on corporate cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I would suggest editor on a local paper
they are always full of hilarious shots of confused looking brownies with oversized cheques for four pounds sixty seven and people who've won portable televisions for bowling
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# heh heh! very nice.
works really well with the looping.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Remember tho,
just big boned!
Woo
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# did i mention,
woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)