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# Hello!!!
To get a guaranteed ticket to join a party in a city of gold called HEAVEN with JESUS,U2,Van Halen,Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Clint Eastwwod,Barbara Streisand,The 3 Stooges,The Marx Brothers,The Doobie Brothers,Chrioni & The Chorono Brothers,Apiel,Michelangelo,Raphael,Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers,Roy Orbison,Roger Staubach,Johnny Unitas,Johnny Bench,Ernest Hemmingway,Mark Twain,ELVIS and a lot of other famous celebrities!!! Just say,'I believe that JESES is LORD,please fill me with your HOLY SPIRIT!!!
Pray daily to JESUS,read a HOLY BIBLE,go to a PENTACOSTAL CHURCH,and tell others about JESUS so that they can go to HEAVEN!!! You'll get gold crowns and gold musical instruments for telling others about JESUS!!!
HELLO HOLY ANGELS!!!
(beerdrinker & potsmoker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I think you've drank too much beer
and/or smoked too much pot
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# If there's no Chas & Dave
I don't wanna go there.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
*starts praying and spreading the word of god, even thought he likes none of those people*
(glenbo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Or
To get into a party with Slayer, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix (If they really sold their souls), every black metal band you can think of, and get a good tan, be gay, a transvestite, wear hats if you're a woman and covert thy neighbour's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# My neighbour doesn't have an ass
Can I covet his V8 Rover 800 instead?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Feel free
Although, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers makes it tempting...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# feel free?
oooh, thank you very much
....mmmmmmmmm squishy.......
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# have you got some sort of
literature about your views that I could browse at my leisure?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Wow, if this
average Joe worships Jesus, maybe I should too!
(McDave, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)