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# don't eat the yellow snow.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# don't run with a spoon in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Don't crap in your own backyard.
unless you have an outdoor privvy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# don't bet on the horses
it's a mugs game
100% of actual tip given to me by a customer when I was a waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Oh I bet you hear that one soooo many times
can you actually get away with murdering a customer when they make rubbish repetative jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# i used to work in a macdonalds
a customer offered to give me a tip, i told them to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# You must have been the supervisor then
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# nope skivvy
but the manager was out the back having a smoke at the time
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# They have to it's in the McDonald's rule book
1. always be surly
2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
What did customer do when told to fuck off by a Johnny No Stars?
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# erm... as i remember shouted cunt at me and walked off
he was drunk and irish
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# It was actually the first time
any of them had said that to me, most of the people I waited on were stuck up and only spoke to me to get them some more drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Oh I hate such places
doesn't cost anything to be nice to the waiter/waiteress
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)