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# Sadly not...
but I imagine I'll end up somewhere cheap and have to be carried home!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Aha,
a cunning plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Either that or fall in the river
and drown.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I threw up violently in a pub
on my 20th. The stain is still on their carpet.
I assume my 21st will bring similar hilarity when it comes around in March!

Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# On my 19th,
I downed 4 pints of some random Wetherspoon's cocktail, then proceeded to empty it down the Gents toilet door 30 seconds later. I worked there for 6 months, and they never knew it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I believe I was given a cocktail
but they lied about what was in it.
I think it must have been delayed reaction or something, because I was half way though a pint when I exploded!

A lovely bright red experience. Everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# on my 20th
I just snogged someone inappropriate. I took him home and passed out, and he still did the washing up for me next day while I vomitted copiously in the loo next door...

...peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# And you
didn't even say thank you....


...rude.
(Fellmeister, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Lovely.
Although a proper gentleman would have held the loo seat up to stop it falling on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)