Blackmail her for sex, you fool.
I shouldn't have to tell you that.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 23:26,
archived)
I WOULD
if she were still here. But she's 3,500 miles away in Pennsylvania.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Tue 11 Nov 2003, 23:32,
archived)