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[challenge entry] Victorian Photoshop

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(bonkeykong, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# is the filter still working?
I'll test it cos I'm pissed. watermelon bollocks shit cranberry arse slag

edit: so arse, shit and bollocks get through. so does fuck.

edit edit: can you write cranberry or does it come up as fuck?

edit edit edit edit: you can't write that you like to shag cranberries as well as cunting melons.


edit edit edit edit: you can't write that you like to fuck k*****s though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# what the watermelon
what are you talking about?
(bonkeykong, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# WTWAYBOA?
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# I told you I am pissed
and I've also just met the most gorgeous girl in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Penelope Pitstop?
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# No
see below
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# crouching badger?
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Her name is Jess, and she is gorgeous
so I dunno why the fuck she would want to see me ever again...
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# she's obviously a mental case then.
fuck her before they lock her up.

that's my advice.
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# saying that, last week I did pull a girl who later turned out to be a bit of a spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# I am *NOT*
called Jess
and I never want to see you again.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ooooh I like a challenge
and you'll not be crouching when I catch up with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# pah!
daphne out of scooby doo is the most gorgeous woman ever. the only drawback to her is that she doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# "I'd go with Betty...
but I'd be thinking of Wilma."
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# There's no point in thinking of Wilma
She'd never leave Fred
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# that's never stopped me before.
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# that's what we tell you.
she comes round my house once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# nooooooooooooo.......
etc.

fortunately, 100% kitten is asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# not a spazzer then.
(meant in the nicest possible way)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# she's most defintely
a spazzer.

for the record, i am currently listening to "china in your hand", by T'Pau.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Pitstop my arse!


/not preparing the way I should for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# the only preparations necessary
are fasting for 12 hours before drinking
(vork and burlap, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# I'm back!
What did I miss in the last 3 months?

Cranberry? wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# you missed
a girl called Jess who i just met who I am in love with.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Bob Ross made me the man I am today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
#
I'm so glad I don't live near him
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 15 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)