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how odd. swearing has been censored. b3ta has been taken over by the daily mail.

He didn't used to shout 'watermelon off', but 'f.u.c.k. off'
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# would have been even more funny though!
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# But
I like mushy pea and fish finger sandwiches. And I don't think I'm alone in this...
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Its funny how
'nigger' wasnt censored though...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# just a test
watermelon
fucker
fuckface
fucknut

edit:OMG you're right!
but what if I wanted to talk about a flatmate who was caught fucking a watermelon?
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hmmmm
watermelon

Oh watermelon, I nearly believed you there ...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# huh, what the watermelon?
it don't work' does it?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# what else is?
watermelon - F.U.C.K.
shit - S.H.I.T.
arse - A.R.S.E
dave - D.A.V.E
cranberry - C.U.N.T
bollocks - B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S
nipples - N.I.P.P.L.E.S
wank - W.A.N.K
vagina - V.A.G.I.N.A
pussy - P.U.S.S.Y
zeppelin - T.W.A.T
penis - P.E.N.I.S
crap - C.R.A.P
faggot - F.A.G.G.O.T
bastard - B.A.S.T.A.R.D

anything i've missed please add
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# you left one off ...
what about
cock-sucking-sheep-rooting-gobshite-trouser-bandit-spunk-gulping-knob-gobbler?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# cranberry?
I've seen the word cranberry in a few odd contexts here today. Any idea what swearbot's up to there?

w.a.n.k.e.r = happy baby orangutan ???
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# oops!
It was cranberry!

Glad to have stumbled on the fact that happy baby orangutan gets replaced with happy baby orangutan though.

Aah, sweet serendipity.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)