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# four cubic tonnes of heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# wow
At least it's cold anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Because a long hard yen
Needs some nice cold heroin
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Cubic tons?
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Trying to picture what a cubic ton would look like...
*head explodes*
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Oh wait..
it would be 2000 cubic pounds. It's so simple!
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# exactly.
fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Getting
spaced out on tesseracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# half a flap
of mexican brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# OOH
I'm coming around to yours then... ;-P
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# be prepared
for one hell of a fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# You really are tired
aren't you?

Would it help if I told you I'm female?
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# in that case
it won't be as painful for you.
the heroin should ease the pain too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# That's
what I was counting on.
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# i've also got marshmallows.
and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# You're not
putting those anywhere near my...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# You sure know
how to impress the ladies! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Help you or him?


Sand Goblin, not the band!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I'm not really sure
...

*runs*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# He's harmless!
He just wants to talk, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# and finger myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Oh right,
so THAT's where the prawn crisps and marshmallows are going...

*feels so much better*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# and of course,
henry the horse will be dancing the waltz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# DAMN YOU, SIR.
that's now going to be stuck in my head ALL NIGHT LONG.

aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# images of fisting and fingering
didn't haunt you, but that does?

...Hmmmmmm
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i've got skill,
i've got class,
I've got a mango
up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# The mango gave it away
You've been in my garden again, haven't you?

Naughty boy...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# naaaaahhh
i'm ok with the rest of it.

but catchy beatles songs? they shall be the ruin of my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# your fridge full of Heroin
will be dancing?

Sounds like you also have some nasty LSD, my friend...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# You won't when he shows you
"that" trick!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# i can get a ping pong ball
almost 50 feet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Well Done!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)