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# What's in your Fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I don't have
a fridge =(
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# my llama has no fridge.
"how does he smell"

like a llama.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# four cubic tonnes of heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# wow
At least it's cold anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Because a long hard yen
Needs some nice cold heroin
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Cubic tons?
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Trying to picture what a cubic ton would look like...
*head explodes*
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Oh wait..
it would be 2000 cubic pounds. It's so simple!
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# exactly.
fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Getting
spaced out on tesseracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# half a flap
of mexican brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# OOH
I'm coming around to yours then... ;-P
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# be prepared
for one hell of a fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# You really are tired
aren't you?

Would it help if I told you I'm female?
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# in that case
it won't be as painful for you.
the heroin should ease the pain too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# That's
what I was counting on.
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# i've also got marshmallows.
and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# You're not
putting those anywhere near my...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# You sure know
how to impress the ladies! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Help you or him?


Sand Goblin, not the band!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I'm not really sure
...

*runs*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# He's harmless!
He just wants to talk, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# and finger myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Oh right,
so THAT's where the prawn crisps and marshmallows are going...

*feels so much better*
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# and of course,
henry the horse will be dancing the waltz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# DAMN YOU, SIR.
that's now going to be stuck in my head ALL NIGHT LONG.

aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# images of fisting and fingering
didn't haunt you, but that does?

...Hmmmmmm
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i've got skill,
i've got class,
I've got a mango
up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# The mango gave it away
You've been in my garden again, haven't you?

Naughty boy...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# naaaaahhh
i'm ok with the rest of it.

but catchy beatles songs? they shall be the ruin of my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# your fridge full of Heroin
will be dancing?

Sounds like you also have some nasty LSD, my friend...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# You won't when he shows you
"that" trick!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# i can get a ping pong ball
almost 50 feet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Well Done!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# dead babies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# SHUSH!
SSGs still around!...You know what he gets like around babies!...

Actualy...You don't!...Neither Do I...I don't know why I said that!...I must apologise!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# that's right.
you don't know why you said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# outdeed
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Extra mature vintage cheddar cheese
3 rations of bacon and half a pint of milk.
Student? Me? How'd you ever guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# hmmm.
most students i know just have beer and chips.
you're weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I drank all the beer last night
and was too hungover to get more this morning. I'm not weird. Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# *looks at address bar*
But...this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Rumbled again.
When will I learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# that my roommate hasn't left out to spoil? hmm.
some string cheese.
and i think a bottle of soda.
and lots of uninvited microorganisms, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# You keep
No Doubt in your fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# no doubt
are string cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# well all except the drummer, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# It would explain alot!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# but of course.
how else would they retain their crunchy splendor?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# sex.
lots and lots of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# liar!
i've had sex once and it just left me a bit sweaty and not at all crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# wow.
i didn't know that helped retain crunchiness.

i shall have to try it out. what an electricity saver that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i wouldn't have to keep the fridge on as high.
no doubt requires quite a lot of cold to keep them at optimum crunchiness. if i could otherwise crunchify them, my electricity expenditures would plummet.

*obviously*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# "I see"
said the blind man!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# "Icy"
said the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# High C
said the opera singer
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# ice bank mice elf
the above was written on a desk in chem. discussion.
say it out loud.
i did. then choked. then laughed.
ah, chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Cold dead heads.



of lettuce, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# abso-bloody-lutely nothing
apart from old cheese and stir fry vegetables which I never use and just end up going all soggy and acidic-smelling. ewww
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Well don't buy them then!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# cant help it
they look so fresh and crispy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# An almost empty bottle of
orange fizz, an almost empty bottle of pepsi max and a half full bottle of plain soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# plain soda?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# carbonated water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Damn Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I am NOT
fucking American! I'm a bloody convict!

I just have no idea what poms call "soda pop". We usually call it by the brand name or "soda water" if it's just plain carbonated water or "mineral water" if the manufacture is being a happy baby orangutan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# hey hey hey
don't knock american 'till you've tried it.

and..... baby orangutang?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Apparently
happy baby orangutans are prone to masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# ah.
the board turns w.a.n.k.e.r. into emotionally elevated primates?

edit: cripes, changed, for it did it to me! utter insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ahhh...Aussie!
Sexy accent! Then I must apologise!

Fizzy stuff, I call pop!...dunno about anyone else, but it's pop to me!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
#
we call them fizzy drinks/water (honestly)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# What he said.
Of course I'm in the office at the moment and that's the contents of my bar fridge.

My fridge at home has margerine, caramel icecream, chili paste, mustard, lemon juice, lime juice, leftover pizza, one of those breakfast-in-a-box drinks, some lemon soda and more pepsi max, erm and assorted junk that belongs to my two housemates.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i was thinking plane soda.
then it would be flat.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# But the bottle wouldn't be!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# no. hmm.
it's a conundrum.

(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# No, it's pop
not Countdown!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# ahem.
*soda*

not pop. most emphatically not pop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Agreed.
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# disagreed
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# *swat swat swat*
no dissenters! we will not tolerate it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# You should mix them and
make rocket fuel
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# And snort it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I tried snorting coke once
but the bubbles got up my nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# Where did you expect them to go?
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# well, since he's on the bottom of the world...
maybe up his...

/um, forget I said that :-S
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# /sigh
Irritated my nose. Is that better?

It's humour, god damn it! It's not funny if you have to explain it to simpering idiots!

/throws hands in the air in disgust and storms off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Aw don't be like that
I was only foolin'
(thellama73, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)