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# but of course.
how else would they retain their crunchy splendor?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# sex.
lots and lots of sex.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# liar!
i've had sex once and it just left me a bit sweaty and not at all crunchy.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# wow.
i didn't know that helped retain crunchiness.

i shall have to try it out. what an electricity saver that would be.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i wouldn't have to keep the fridge on as high.
no doubt requires quite a lot of cold to keep them at optimum crunchiness. if i could otherwise crunchify them, my electricity expenditures would plummet.

*obviously*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# "I see"
said the blind man!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# "Icy"
said the polar bear.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# High C
said the opera singer
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# ice bank mice elf
the above was written on a desk in chem. discussion.
say it out loud.
i did. then choked. then laughed.
ah, chemistry.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# pffft!
:)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)