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# jesuits in a bag.
that's bollocks.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Certainly is.
I've only got two days to design a timer now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# use an analogue watch
you can have lots of fun delays
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# or
you could go back to the olden days and use 2 cups and some string i bet they arent looking for that and wont have any sissors to block it either
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Just make a martyr of yourself
and set the bomb off manually.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# or conceal a stick of TNT
in a wanksock and strap it to a trained goat
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# i dont think
the goat would have the courage to pull it off
maybee try a badger?
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Yes but shhhh
they may be listening...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# who
the goats??? im sure they wont be that offended
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# set off a bomb.
with a mobile phone.
shurely they could track people who did that.
I WANT TO BREAK THINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Tracking down the people who set it off
before it goes off is the tricky part though.

Anyway, according to the Beeb website, the mobile phone blocking is complete unfounded nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# fucking americans
and by that I mean the ones coming over, big sweaty arses, all of them
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I hate
to see Americans, or anyone for that matter, coming over big fat sweaty arses too.
(nebulous, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# yes, well done

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# but they were the ones who told me it was true this morning!
to think i trusted those bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# It's easier than you think
www.globalgadgetuk.com/mgb1.htm

www.newhouse.com/archive/story1a092200.html

starportuk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# It's all clever marketing from
mobile phone operators to get people to use their mobiles when they test whether their phones work. Coincedence that the protest will take place during peak hours, eh? EH!??

/conspiracy and wipes rabid froth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)