i had an idea for anextended joke on it -
Gareth is given a steven hawkins type computer to do interviews.
His first single is a version of 'Dead Ringer for Love' with Cher. However, Cher refuses to perform it live. To get around this, he duets with his computer.
Everyone is happy except Rick Waller who wanted to be the new meatloaf.
Fin.
(Gareth is given a steven hawkins type computer to do interviews.
His first single is a version of 'Dead Ringer for Love' with Cher. However, Cher refuses to perform it live. To get around this, he duets with his computer.
Everyone is happy except Rick Waller who wanted to be the new meatloaf.
Fin.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:00,
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Rick Waller Idea.Manager: Your singles not selling. The public hates you. There is only one thing for it. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO DRAG!
Cut to Rick in dress singing the Divine track, "You think you're a man, but you're just a boy."
MANAGER: You're still a fat sweaty fuck, but G.A.Y want you to do a P.A.
er.. then a Dalek comes along and spunks all over Rick using his Xsperminator.
(Cut to Rick in dress singing the Divine track, "You think you're a man, but you're just a boy."
MANAGER: You're still a fat sweaty fuck, but G.A.Y want you to do a P.A.
er.. then a Dalek comes along and spunks all over Rick using his Xsperminator.
rob,
Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:09,
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not the gay daleksrun, run, run to the hills
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:29,
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