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# G-g-g-g-areth
Just heard a funny little version of Gareth's single for you to enjoy.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# where's the gag?
the blokes got a stutter. we know that. needs to be taken further i reckon.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:51, archived)
# fair enough
Perhaps you could throw in a few sound effects featuring (ahem) backing by Simon Cowell or Jonathon King?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)
# er.. or daleks with a stutter?
Joel? Are you there?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)
# I'm on the case already on that one - Gareth that is, not the daleks.
I've just been too lazy to finish what I've done so far.
I told Joel what I was doing and he said I was mean, until I pointed out that I was using his Cliff animation as a guideline to where the limit is!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:37, archived)
# i had an idea for an
extended joke on it -

Gareth is given a steven hawkins type computer to do interviews.
His first single is a version of 'Dead Ringer for Love' with Cher. However, Cher refuses to perform it live. To get around this, he duets with his computer.
Everyone is happy except Rick Waller who wanted to be the new meatloaf.
Fin.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Rick Waller Idea.
Manager: Your singles not selling. The public hates you. There is only one thing for it. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO DRAG!

Cut to Rick in dress singing the Divine track, "You think you're a man, but you're just a boy."

MANAGER: You're still a fat sweaty fuck, but G.A.Y want you to do a P.A.

er.. then a Dalek comes along and spunks all over Rick using his Xsperminator.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)
# not the gay daleks
run, run, run to the hills
(, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)