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# I say old chap
are you inebriated?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i read that as
are you inbred,
and was going to say that i believe it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i believe you to be made of matches
but i don't broadcast it.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I'm made of jam,
with a twist of lime.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# *adds tequilla and downs in one*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# the world's best summer cooler
is a shandy, but made with lime cordial instead of lemonade.

100% of fact.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I smell of vanilla...
spilt a lot of essence over myself & work today (I was making caramel)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# no
but i have a dodgy capslock.
DODGY, not STICKY
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Oh yeah
'dodgy'.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)