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# Did you know that if you're ever going Bream fishing,
then Spam is one of the best things to catch the little bastards.

Dont ask me why. There must be spam out there in the wild somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# loganberry paste is the ultimate lure
if you want to catch an armadillo


110% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Is a loganberry
the thing that hangs from Wolverines arse?

Or have I got the wrong name?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# which is more expensive though?
a pound of spam or a pound of bream?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# A pound of pounds I expect.
But nevertheless, bream fucking love spam.
You'd think that a mars bar or something would be nicer, but oh no, the little fuckers want something made out of unnamed mammals.

And who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Jim Morrison
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I buy my bream
from the fishmongers.


If i were a fish I'd probably be most easily caught with tuna. I just love tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# If I were a fish then I'd be easily caught.
I fucking love hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# speshially
skyhooks
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# If I were a fish
they'd be able to catch me by dangling consumer electronics in front of me. If the electric shock doesn't get me, the flashy lights and inviting buttons surely will.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# It's there . . .
But spends most of its time hiding from the bream . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# its a well known fact
that once fish get the taste for spam, they become spam-eaters for the rest of their lives
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# which tend to be short
if you're using it for fishing bait.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)