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# yep,
twas indeed bullshit and..BUH!?!? Gah!! What the watermelon am I doing back here!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# you missed me?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# *makes gentle shooing motions,
as one would make to a misguided puppy or somesuch creature*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# perhaps
a misguided penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# they, too, often benefit from
a gentle, yet firm shooing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# ppfffftttt!
penguins don't need shoes you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# shooing... telling to leave... not punnily meant...
*grumbles pedantically to self*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# well golly gee,
punnin' on b3ta ain't looked on so nicely no more.


how do you like those apples?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
# mmm.
crunchy. and healthful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# that was too stupid.
you can't have just said that.
you can't have.

*looks*

shit, you did.
you nobber!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with you people?

i thought it was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# no cute!
only strange! STRANGE!

(unless it's kittens)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i refuse to be less cute.

unless there's some sort of incentive.
like cash.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# *counts out pocket change*
i can offer you... a duiker. only slighly used. he's really good as new, chipper as the day i got him.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# in your pocket?
don't the horns poke?

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# it's a magic pocket
/smug
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# well,
i want a magic pocket.
hand it over and we've got a deal.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# part of the magic
is the fact that it's magically welded to my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# hehe
nice.

*continues to be cute*
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# *gracefully surrenders*
*and bows to the inevitability of cuteness*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# someone turned the fluffyness off again?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# those knobs look like...
..well.... nobs.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# i'm sorry,
i just haven't had many hugs recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# *hugs*
and
*hugs*

i wouldn't do that for just anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# I thought
you said 'shooting'

It's too early for me...
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)