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# catch me Megabyte catch me!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! again again!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# is that
that bullshit 3d cartoon that used to be on itv..?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# bullshit?
pah! shows how much you know ;p
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# heh ;)
it was awful. truly awful.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# yep,
twas indeed bullshit and..BUH!?!? Gah!! What the watermelon am I doing back here!?!?!?!?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:19, archived)
# you missed me?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# *makes gentle shooing motions,
as one would make to a misguided puppy or somesuch creature*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# perhaps
a misguided penguin.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# they, too, often benefit from
a gentle, yet firm shooing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# ppfffftttt!
penguins don't need shoes you loon!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# shooing... telling to leave... not punnily meant...
*grumbles pedantically to self*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# well golly gee,
punnin' on b3ta ain't looked on so nicely no more.


how do you like those apples?
; )
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:33, archived)
# mmm.
crunchy. and healthful.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# that was too stupid.
you can't have just said that.
you can't have.

*looks*

shit, you did.
you nobber!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with you people?

i thought it was cute.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# no cute!
only strange! STRANGE!

(unless it's kittens)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i refuse to be less cute.

unless there's some sort of incentive.
like cash.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# *counts out pocket change*
i can offer you... a duiker. only slighly used. he's really good as new, chipper as the day i got him.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# in your pocket?
don't the horns poke?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# it's a magic pocket
/smug
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# well,
i want a magic pocket.
hand it over and we've got a deal.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# part of the magic
is the fact that it's magically welded to my forehead.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)
# hehe
nice.

*continues to be cute*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# *gracefully surrenders*
*and bows to the inevitability of cuteness*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# someone turned the fluffyness off again?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# those knobs look like...
..well.... nobs.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# i'm sorry,
i just haven't had many hugs recently.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# *hugs*
and
*hugs*

i wouldn't do that for just anyone.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# I thought
you said 'shooting'

It's too early for me...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)
# i remember that show!
i think.....was it a show?
they look familiar.

and woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# i know not this 'megabyte'
but it's got a nice bounce to it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I would.
The bouncee that is, not the bouncer...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 5:57, archived)
# that is just
huge.or stupidly slow.
either way, it's just not loading fully.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# seems to animate smoother on netscape
ie can't handle it too well
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# it's not the smoothness of the animation,
just the fact that it takes a month and three days to load.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# hmm
yeah I did have problems connecting to the server to upload it even though I'm on adsl
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# i'm seeing it fine.
it's lovely.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# It is quite slow loading
but only 189 kb
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# i'm finding that it's loading ok about half the time i refresh the page.
and not the other half.
confusion.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# the fact that i'm halfway up a mountain
and on dialup probably doesn't help.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# you goddamned mountain goats.
always balancin', and bleatin', and complainin' 'bout the internet.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i do have to walk three miles
every time i want to be connected,
and then i only get connected if nobody else in the village is connected.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:30, archived)
# woah. i've never heard of no such arrangement.
do you eat your gingerbread house too when the food runs low?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# don't be silly.
the village only got electricity about ten years ago mind.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# 'village' (said in wondering tone of voice)
i've never lived in anything less than a town.
do you have toilets? and... telephones?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# and do the folk there have meetings where they bring pitchforks along?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# sometimes, yes.
and i live three miles out from the village in a small hut because they don't like gays.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# cripes, sounds fun.
yesterday massachusetts supreme court passed a law legalizing gay marriage.
100% of fact.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)