Kill the hamster anyway it's a bastard
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:49,
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ooh,
you're mean! :D
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51,
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I was bitten by a hamster once
but unlike Peter bloody Parker and his radioactive spider, I didn't turn into Hamster Woman - damn lying Marvel comics.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53,
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ah
but was the hamster radioactive? eh? eh??
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55,
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That's the trick.
I was bitten by a radioactive womble, the rest's history.
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tomsk,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56,
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It was near a school radiator
so it might have been a little bit warmer than an average hamster.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56,
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hm...
mild mannered science student-cum-cub reporter Maiden was bitten by a slightly-warmer-than-average hamster, transforming her into less-mildly-mannered ShieldMaiden!
no, its just not going to sell
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00,
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Imagine the superpowers you'd've had!
Storing whole tons in your cheeks! Leaving toxic pellets about the place totally indiscrimately! Being wildly fluffy!
Beats spiders, fronkly.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56,
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I like the idea of cheek storage capacity
it would make shopping at Asda easier.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58,
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