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# Tom cruise in
Battle of Britain shocker!!

Apparently tom Cruise's next film is about the american pilots in the Battle of britain, who, no doubt, probably won it for us. The bastards.

In reality - there were only ten american pilots involved in the battle of Britain (acording to some historical american website!)

Gah! What next? Arnold Scwarzenegger climbs Everest BEFORE Hillary? Harvey Keitel WINS the Somme in France 1914? Russel Crowe DOESENT LOSE vietnaM?

I mean - a little known fact is that George Washington was a GEORDIE. His family history traces back to the french. The earl of Wessingham came over to (what is now) newcastle and created Wessingham which soon was renamed to Washington. George Washington, a geordie, moved to America with the colonies, fought for independence, and ONLY then did he become an american. Before that - he was a fucking geordie. How great is that?

Way aye man! Hows aboot a bit' o independace for the lassies, like?



(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# the hitler one is a gem
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# USA! USA! USA!
Oh whups, sorry, wrong thread...
(rhallstr, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Ever tried
to convince an American that George Washington was British? lol..it's fun they get so annoyed
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# But he was.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# most of the
Americans i have met are adamant that Washington was AMERICAN!!!..can grasp the concept that he was born in Britain
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# But he was American though...
...I think he kind of turned his back on being British with that whole declaration of independence thing.

I'll bet he won't be supporting England in the rugby world cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Well
You know for a fact that america has no real history itself. I mean - they consider 1881 to be pretty much the dawn of time for them. There was nothing before that! In the same way that there was no War that we'd been fighting for so bloody long. And yeah - I'll admit - we couldnt have won the war without you. But then - you couldnt have done it without us. Because we'd already spent several years beating the Nazis with sticks before you came along and finished them off. Ooh big deal. We weakend them.

Anwyay - there is nothing before america. I doubt the americans study "Prehistoric man" because he never existed after 1881. Anyway - they dont need to study prehistoric neanderthal men. They just watch the 10 o clock news and read about how he's on visit to england at the moment.

-rant over-

...maybe.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Most of the Americans I know...
...are intelligent, educated people who are well aware that there is a big world outside America that has done lots of stuff without them.

There may well be a majority of Americans who take no interest in foreign affairs, but how many average Britons take an interest in the political situation and history of, say Mexico for instance? Beyond what we see on the 10 O'Clock news anyway.

To class all Americans as narrow minded, jingoistic fools is to indulge in exactly the kind of behaviour you accuse them of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# True true.

But im bitter. And Im applying a stereotype. Same way as you view us brits as angry bitter pathetic ... oh wait ....

Anyway - more to the point - Do we dump our garbage in your country?
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Do we?
No we dont. So get your garbage out of our country now.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# You seem to be under the misapprehension...
...that I am American. I am Scottish.

I wouldn't blame an average American about having toxic waste brought here for disposal - there will be people on both sides of the Atlantic making large amounts of money on that deal, that's why we're getting it.

Nationality has nothing to do with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I wasnt
talking about toxic waste. I was talking about the President.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# haha.
you're scottish.
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# From your viewpoint of Wales...
...I think you have no grounds to mock me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Pah.
...


urm...



true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# hahah
Im scottish too.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# every american president
has had man-meat in their mouth.
100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Yes...
..and it's always mine.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# i've got photos
of nearly all of said occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# You still...
...haven't paid me for those.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Woah
you've got pictures of Abraham Lincoln sucking trumpet?
Pictures of JFK swallowing cock? (Dead or Alive?)
Pictures of Roosevelt been forcefully mouth-fed penis (go on F.D.R ... run away! Aahahha)

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# every man meat
has had an american president in their mouth.
98% fact.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# your posts would make more sense...
...if you clicked the correct reply buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# My posts
...will never make sense, whatever buttons I click on.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Battle of Britain was on 5 earlier.
Good film

The Americans have been making a lot if revisionist films lately, even more disturbingly some of the new batch are filmed in a documentory style.
He have all picked up history from films & TV but this new breed feels more like propoganda.

He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# He who controls the remote...
...decides what everyone else watches.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# He who laughs last
...probably didn't get the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Yes... thankyou Kane.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Kane?
George Orwell, mate

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen..."
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# oh
How sad am I ? Kane was the fellow who quoted it in "Red Alert"
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Wasn't he the bald, goatee wearing baddie
from the original C&C who popped up in a cameo at the End of Read Alert?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# and the whole of Airstrip One
was completely fucked up

(paraphrase)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Scarily
prophetic
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
#
"Sir, when a man is tired of Pants, he is tired of life; for there is in pants all that life can afford."

(Slight misquote from Samuel Johnson)




(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I read that latter section
as Samuel L Jackson.

For a moment I thought him a plagiarist, but then I remembered he's just an actor who once had really cool hair.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# he wears a hat now.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# to hide the shame
of a normal barnet
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Och!
CONSPIRACY?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)