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# i never touched him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# You have touched me though
in a special way
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# i have?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# yes
i'm calling the police
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# a Sting
operation?

Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# stop that.
my mind doesn't like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# de daa daa daa
de doo doo doo,
that's all i've got to say to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# you have
learnt well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!.....

Really? its more of a nee noor nee noor isnt it?

Um... maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# if you hear the police coming
you're probably safe for another 20 minutes at least
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# if i hear them comming
i'm getting a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
to both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Don't encourage them.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# we're like morcambe and wise,
except there's no dead wood.

/the orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# rigor mortis
not an issue then?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i can't speak for you,
but there ain't any here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Can I sing Ant and Dec lyrics again?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# yes...
....in this soundproof booth here
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# you can
fuck off.

Or, at least wait til i've gone to sleep.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# FINE!
I'll just sing Blink 182 songs then!

*finds new album*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# please
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# *sings*
"Mom get in the car, lets drive away.
She said I'm dorry Mark but there's no where to stay.
Gave up all her hope and went back inside.
Hid her broken heart and let the engine die."
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# that's your excuse
for everthing
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)