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# Mind blown....... :O
www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993292
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# it's technology gone mad
quick, stick it in the challenge ideas :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I just think the whole idea's freaky.
It'll be new boobs next, I warn you.....
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# why
are your old ones wearing down? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# No, they're fine.
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# *warms hands*
um... he's not watching, is he? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# You saw my swift edit incase he get's the wrong idea
can't have that! LOL

He needs some amphetamines or something!
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you're obviously
more than he can handle :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hurrah
new technological advancement in photocopying arses :)
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yes, that'll be next
realistic copies of peoples arses. Hell, that could make the office party interesting! Orifice. :p
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Errrmmmmmm
That's ten months old! Hardly cutting edge science!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I just found it this morning
and unless you already knew about it, it's new.
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# you've been doing it for years
no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Not exactly...
...though I read about it in the wife's copy of the new scientist ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Smarty pants
:p
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# ;)
Razzle...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# *splutter*
bwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# you're
looking good
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Tissue printing indeed.

Next you will be in awe of the simplistic principle of portable blackhole key rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I'm
a little scared....

But, that's bloody clever!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Taken to it's extremity...
...you could design a pet in photoshop and print it for real.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hehhehe
that would be funny!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# tedmus
will be wanting an A1-sized printer, then
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Bloody hell
Damm right.

Showing my ignorance, are the cells printed able to grow or would they stay at the level of development they were at when printed?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# presumably
they'd act like any other cell, and age and die in accordance with the remaining natural laws that haven't yet been repealed by science
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Ah
I see... :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# depends on the type of cells I suppose.
If you had stem cells and a bloody clever printer you could print each different cell separately. Though I imagine it will be used for skin/heart tissue for minor repairs.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Or
Breasts
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# yes
breasts
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Breasts....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# a
breast printer....would never need to leave the house...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Madness
TJ: Dick Van Dyke is on This Morning later...huzzah, I bet he slags off Quincy
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# that is nuts
can't wait til i can photocopy pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ooh
select your toppings by changing the cartridge...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# The cheese jets would be forever blocking though,
don't you think?
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# probably
the anchovy jets would be self-cleaning with those little bones, though
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Anchovy jets.
why does that sound like a euphemism? And for what? I feel queasy now!
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you brought that on yourself
I had nothing to do with it :P
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did

/looks penitent
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)