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# Request: can a kind and lovely b3tan point me at the...
'118 quid for fucking directory enquiries' pisstake of the 118 vest design? Have tried searching the board but to no avail. Mucho ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# it's over there
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# under the stair
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# right
there..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# A little brown mouse
with clogs on....
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# little fucker
nicked my clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# and he went,
click, clickity-clack on the stairs.

edit: (with Dutchbirds clogs on).
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Lloyd Cheeseman
Likes !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he'd better mind out
for the bananas in pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# they're coming down the stairs
very fast... they slipped on their discarded peel from the night before, that'll teach them not to undress in such a hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# For some reason
I find this a fascinating thread and the image of a mouse in clogs highly entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# if the spazz was working
I could get you a linkie for the song...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I think you take my use of the verb 'point'
a bit too literally.
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I think
you misunderstand his point entirely.
Have you tried ringing 118118 and asking them for the number for directory enquiries?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I work in a related industry...
...and have heard some absolute horror stories about 118 118. But they have John Scott Martin in their adverts as the old 192 man so they can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# It's quite chilly out today.
does anyone else think I should have bought a hat with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I only wear a hat.
Nothing else. One does not feel naked when wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# But wouldn't it be a bit
nippley out then?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)