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# He's a fucking freak.
The man isn't a Musical God.

Hey, I heard this yesterday:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Well, one's white, made of plastic and you shouldn't let your kids play with it.

The other's used to carry groceries.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# what can we say?
the warning signs were there.

/pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that made me guffaw
and people looked at me strangely.

Oh no wait.. it's because my fly is open.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# a mans personal life does not diminish his art
He has a very unique and powerful voice, something entirely lacking from the currently scarpings in pop idol.
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Everything after the Jackson 5 was crap.
Tito was the one with all the talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)