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# LEG IT!!!!

JACKO ALERT!
(Mushy pea, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ha ha
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Arf!
I've now had 9 emails containing one or more b3ta MJ pics. The Grampa one with him escaping on the trike I've had 6 times.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Yeah I got that
it's amazing the cultural influence B3TA seems to have over the Web, remember the 'If Adverts were honest' Incident?

Damn it, we could start a revolution on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I had an 'If Ads Were Honest' email only last week.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I've said it before
We're famous.

I just want to know where my royalties are.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# In that big house at the end of The Mall.
Kicking their shoes off and saying "Who was that dreadful little Texan? Those boots!"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# pfftt...
that is hummus for later, let me tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# prost, but i need to say it twice
IMO (and i should know, cos i'm great)
bad was diabolically good, that and thriller are fantastic disco albums, off the wall, probably the greatest disco album of all time. Dangerous and History a bit ballady but damn good ballads. Invincible probably his weakest but still fantastic. And thats not counting his Jackson 5 and Jacksons stuff. The man is a musical god there is no doubt about that, he's just a little odd
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.
Edit: Just had a think. THE greatest disco song ever.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Agreed
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# mot indeed
i always request it, but the weak ass inie dj's always laugh in my face :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i have to admit
you're right
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i hold that place for
"The Hustle" by Van McCoy
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# not "the best"
but

"one of the best"
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Which is up there with Rock The Boat
by The Hughes Corporation. And Moremoremore by Andrea True Connection. I could go on.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# two words
Billie Jean.

Otherwise I have to disagree with most of what you say. Everything after Thriller is nothing but the confused vomit of a sick man!
(jakeohoho, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# the man is not fit
to lick Jeff Wayne's boots
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I always think of Jeff Wayne as a more
slippers kind of bloke. And you don't lick slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# true :)
although i think of him in some kind of wizard outfit on a huge stage behind an unfeasable bank of keyboards... :-D
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# "unfeasable bank of keyboards"
What an excellent phrase. It just says it all about prog really, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# :-D
"Synths that defied the laws of physics" The best of Prog Rock 1976-1977
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Strange
that's how I think of Rick Wakeman.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# yeah
Wakeman's another prime candidate :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# He's a fucking freak.
The man isn't a Musical God.

Hey, I heard this yesterday:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Well, one's white, made of plastic and you shouldn't let your kids play with it.

The other's used to carry groceries.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# what can we say?
the warning signs were there.

/pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that made me guffaw
and people looked at me strangely.

Oh no wait.. it's because my fly is open.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# a mans personal life does not diminish his art
He has a very unique and powerful voice, something entirely lacking from the currently scarpings in pop idol.
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Everything after the Jackson 5 was crap.
Tito was the one with all the talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)