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# Sunburn From Lava eh?
My geography teacher is trying to build himself a lead boat so he can row down a lava flow
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)
# no
wonder its a geography teacher...quess they have never heard of boyancy...lead is rather..weighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:47, archived)
# True
but lava's quite thick.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)
# isn't it
quite hot too?
(NoToRiouS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# could be
quite a problem, seeing as lead is very soft & has a very low melting point.
did he skip that day in chemistry then?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# well, some sort of burn, anyways.
oi, i may not be the crunchiest kibble in the box, but that just sounds like a Bad Idea to me. i think lava is probably best left alone or viewed from afar. definitely not sailed upon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:48, archived)