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# AAAGGHHHHH!

Sheee-it.

Im going for drinks with an old flame tomorrow night and she's expressed an interest again.

Problem is - she's american. Im english. Something as crazy as that could never work out!

No - j/k! Im just crap at 'dates'. I prefer to just meet people and see how it goes. Which is how it happened in the first place.

Hmmm - has freeopendiary.com changed it's image or am I posting on b3ta.com ? Whoops.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you
could just go for a drink...shag for old times sake and tell her to be quiet....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# how about
www.freeopendairy.com
all the milk and cheese you want. for FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# aww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# yeah it actually exists as a shite web search
but if you search for it on google, it shows that lots of people don't know how to spell diary
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ha ha

FREE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# YOGHURT FOR ALL
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i'd trust my life
to the opinion of geek strangers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Who you calling
a geek stranger?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# gah
I was hoping you wouldnt work that one out - i guess you're too quick for me.

Yes Im a geek - and darn tootin proud of it. And a stranger? Well - I did try and stalk you all but nooone would tell me where they lived!!

"You can tell her you lover her face to face
or you can do it from a phonebox that can't be traced"

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# what's the subtle difference between geek and nerd?
i was too drunk to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# are you just guessing
my answers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# pi, colditz, jackanory, Tom Baker
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# synovial fluids
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ooh, look at vork with his long words.
LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# PLANKTON
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# *stares at vork*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# *looks away in disgust*
urgh, just urgh
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# It's the eyes,
the peircing red eyes.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# yours
or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# Best go to yours,
I don't want to wake my parents.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# the questions to the previous answers are
q1. what is in my mommas knickers
q2. what do you get if you put your fingers in the icebox for too long?
q3. Jills boyfriend bit wood? What did he do?
q4. Who is a fucking legend in our time?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
#
q1. www.b3ta.com/board/2374818
q2. www.b3ta.com/board/2374746
q3. www.b3ta.com/board/2374534
q4. www.b3ta.com/board/2374791

I FUCKING ROCK
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# doesn't that hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# hehe
all present and correct
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# hello everyone
i'm back from a cer-azzzy night of music and beer. but mostly beer.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# hello
we're your worst nightmare
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# so you are.




hm. my tolerance seems high.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Are you?
Sheryl crow with a huge gaping vagina, swallowing in cars, whilst a WW2 W.A.F. warden lapdances on the corpse of an orangutang, overhead the skies filled with oily black clouds and bombers dropping the empty husks of dead babies from overpopulation, whilst women and children cry out at the ever present humming, whirring, screaching, screaming of an audible society.??
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I rather think
you're my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Yes.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# your fingers type words as incoherently
as a diarrhea sufferer shits minerals.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it makes perfect sense
its loosely based on a series of dreams i've had.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# i just saw the words "huge gaping vagina"
and laughed so much i couldn't read the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# From the moment I looked at your post - I couldnt stop laughing.
Some day I intend to read it.

(Misquoted from Groucho, as i dont think groucho ever used the internet)
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# do it, for fksake do it!
I'm in love with a canadian I've only met once but known through email/irc for over 6 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# my ex married an internet Canadian
Lasted 2 weeks once he eventually moved over.

Not that I want to put you off or anything
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# only 2 weeks?
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# he exploded.
Oh dont be so sentimental.

Things explode all the time.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# think she would have been happier
it he had. Can it be arranged?
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# yes I've seen lots of movies where things explode
so it must be true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I was quoting
good old monty Python. The "Mrs.Niggerbaiter explodes" sketch.

"Of course I can talk, mother, I'm minister for overseas developement"
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# She went over and they got married
He was supposed to move to Aust. 11mths later she gave him an ultimatum, and he arrived but without his stuff or even quitting his job.
He had some run ins with her (our) daughter & she kicked him out.
(gamera, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# ah well
think I'll go back to my daydreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# what a day for a daydream
What a day for a day dream,
What a day for a day dreaming boy.
And I'm lost in a day dream,
Dreaming 'bout my bundle of joy

And even if time ain't really on my side,
It's one of those days for taking a walk outside.
I'm blowing the day to take a walk in the sun,
And fall on my face in somebody's new mowed lawn.

I've been having a sweet dream,
I've been dreaming since I woke up today,
It's starring me in my sweet dream,
'Cause she's the one that makes me feel this way,

And even if time is passing me by a lot,
I couldn't care less about the dues you say I got.
Tomorrow I'll pay the dues for dropping my load.
A pie in the face for being a sleepy bull toad.

And you can be sure that if you're feeling right
A day dream will last a long time into the night.
Tomorrow at breakfast you may pick up your ears,
Or you may be dreaming for a thousand years.

What a day for a day dream,
custom made for a day dreaming boy
Cause I am lost in a day dream,
dreaming 'bout my bundle of joy






Sorry. I love that song. Just made me think of it.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)