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# it's 2:10
on a saturday. i hope you're gonna put it in a pita bread and smother it with chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# it's 2:11 on a sunday :)
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# it's not sunday
until 6am
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!
The b3ta clock says it's Sunday, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# the b3ta clock
uses outmoded time laws
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# You dare
to disparage the b3ta timeclock?

I challenge you to defend your honour, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# honour
on here...has anyone got any left ?..thats like asking for compassion and for people to be decent. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Good point.
Well maid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Nope.
It's wrapped in pastry, and accompanied by white wine, mushrooms, cream, and stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# kin hell
sounds like it'll be really nice.

but why?

i need food.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I meant to make it about 9, eat about 10.
Ended up popping out to split a bottle of wine with a friend, got chatting, now STARVING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# all it needs now is
90 seconds in deep-fry
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# what if
it was frozen to start with?
90 seconds would never penetrate to the core
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# depends
how hot it was..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Oil,
usually about 190 degrees
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# could be
titanium.

at 3287 ยบ C
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# and how would food
survive at such a temperature?
Your logic is flawed.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# well you take it out
early.

then the middle will be perfectly cooked. mmm titaniumy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# it's ever so
impractical. I dare you to open a restaurant and flash fry food in molten titanium, you wouldn't have cooks you would have foundry workers.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# reminds me of titanium boy
in newletter something-or-other
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# If it was hot enough
to heat the center to an edible 75 degrees in 90 seconds, it would utterly destroy the outside.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# so you get the
hot battered outsides,
and the cold icy insides.

It's meal and dessert in one
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# you
utter gaydar!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Gay Bar,
GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)