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# i regularly blag my way into nightclubs with a 'no trainers' policy, while wearing trainers
by telling them i have a foot defect, and that by refusing to let me in, they are discriminating against my 'disability'.

they alwasy look SO guilty afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i'll try that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# it helps if you have a pained look on you face
and walk with a slight (but not overly-zealous) limp
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# i already ave
the advantage of a silly walk
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# did you get government funding for it?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# its not really that silly
is it?
(KurutteiruRisu, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Nice
Nick
(Rev. Otana, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Thanks
Rev
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Most bouncers
couldn't even spell disability, let alone understand what it means!
(wot no booze!, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Erm...
how sexy are u for a 19yr old??? phwoarr
(maximumblonde1, Mon 1 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)