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# The old tale of...
...my mate in an upstairs dorm goes out and picks a wild girl up.
They get back to his and she is up for everything.
At one point she has her head and shoulders out of the window whilst my mate does the do...but the window falls and traps her...and she loves it even more.
He's getting tired out, so still trapped she suggests he calls a friend - so he does.
His mate comes into the room and carries on at the window.
When she finally frees up and comes into the room they find that his mate is her brother...


...and I read that somewhere...not my mate at all...biggest lie I've ever told though!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hehehe, nice way to turn the topic around....
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He
I'm sure I heard that was Little and Large (eww)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I read that too...
I think it was in the 'FHM Joke Book' my mum got me one Xmas.

Oh how I laughed </sarcasm>
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yes...
..that's the one!

See...all Lies!!!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)