there was a Stuart Hughes at my school
His nickname was Bus Man because his dad drove a bus. This wasn't actually true but it didn't stop the name calling.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:16,
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This Stuart Hughes
spent most of each day climbing in and out of the (ground floor) classroom windows, or sitting quietly waiting for the snot dribble to reach his top lip where he could lick it off.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:19,
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