I lied to the police about the whereabouts of a mate accused of ABH
He rang one night, all in a panic, to ask if I could come up with an alibi for him. So I asked him for his switch card number then placed a pizza order for 2 using it and made a lot more noise than I usually made so my neighbour would hear and shouted a few things in a voice that sounded like his. Believe it or not but that got him was enough for the cps to drop the case! he'd actually broke the arm of his sisters ex-boyfriend with a metal bar for messing her around. I didn't have to buy my own beer for about a year.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:46,
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My housemates all used to work for Domino's
I (with a friend) would call up and make a fake order. Then hey presto, we would get the "left over" pizza when they got back from work.
Only did it fifty or sixty times though. Had to get new people to do it all the time. The manager was new and apparently not suspicious of all the orders not being picked up.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 19:06,
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Only did it fifty or sixty times though. Had to get new people to do it all the time. The manager was new and apparently not suspicious of all the orders not being picked up.