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# worst lie
probably was to my (recently) ex gf. I thought it would be funny to tell her that her best friend had come on to me, even though she hadn't. She'd been friends with that girl for about 15 years. Not anymore though. Whoops.
(ruck0r, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I find it hard to tell lies
I really do! At work, it's just easy, people ask "do you have any watermelons" and you say "no", and that's it. Most of them just sod off. But when required to lie to people I actually like, or who are in some sort of authority, I just can't do it.

But then again, when I do bad things, I never get caught or even suspected- not that I do bad things a lot. But people think that if you're going to blush and sweat on the slightest interrogation over who who had the last kipper out of the freezer, they'd better not ask you about anything more serious. Like 'where did that hickie on my girlfriend's hip come from'? Stuff like that.
(abertownie, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# do you actually lie about watermelons
or was that the swear filter kicking in changing fucks to watermelons?? In which case "Do you have any fucks?" doesn't make sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# unless you work in a brothel.
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Actually I do lie about watermelons....
and just about anything else that happens to not be on the shelf at any particular time. Or else I'll say "I'll just go look for you sir", muttering "you actually think I give a rat's ass?" under my breath as I walk away.... then I'll just stroll into the warehouse, chat to someone for a bit, and walk out, "...no sir, no watermelons". But if anyone really did ask me "do you have any fucks?" Well it'd depend on how nice looking they were. So there you go....
(abertownie, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)