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# am i?
sorry for constant ginger referral. i've been like that all my life. it's hard hearing 'look at the hair on that!' when you are 1 1/2 years old in a supermarket in cardiff....

thanks Banana *hug*
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Don't hug me
I'll rip your eyes out.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ok
i won't
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# She will as well
Touching her is like prodding a tarantula and dropping it down the front of your pants-

Facking uncomfortable.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# actually
tarantulas aren't that bad. scorpions are the real buggers.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# having had run ins
with a tarantula but not a scorpion I cannot say.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# scorpions have poison.
i don't think tarantulas do.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yup
and nasty little sharp hairs on their abdomen with they will flick with their back legs into your eyes.

Ow.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Your abilities are wondrous
and very worrying... you seen a doctor recently? Any sharp spider bites anywhere? Any "special abilities" been appearing?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Talking of supermarkets
Got served by a bloke who smelled really badly of sweat in Tesco yesterday.

I wondered why there was no queue at his checkout.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# it's his cunning ploy
how to get away with doing as little work as possible..
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)