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# 'Ning yerself.
Mmm. Tea is God's way of saying he loves us.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:22, archived)
# If you like Tea
personally I hate the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Same counts for Bovril
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Bovril is made from shoe polish *100% of FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I like to think it's
boiled cow hide.

Like those chew toys that dogs have.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Yes!
They certainly smell the same. Dogs lick their arses to get rid of the taste*.

* this joke nicked from red dwarf. the hummus runs low this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Polaroid head!
:D

What's going on with this bronchitis then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Oooh, I love it.
I went to a tea factory in Sri Lanka a few years ago, and the heavy smell of semi fermented tea leaves before they went into the drying machines gave me a woody. I have 7 different types in my cupboard. Tea, not woodies.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Can I just point out, by the way,
that sarcasm, whilst being the lowest form of wit, is the only way I have of dealing with religious junk mail, what with not being up early enough to catch the fuckers. Though I may scan it in, change the words 'Christ' to 'H. Christ', 'Christian' to 'gullible fool' and 'love' to 'perversion', and send it back. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)