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# Due to severe lack of imagination...

.. have a duck, in wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:19, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent!

More ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:20, archived)
# 'Ning yerself.
Mmm. Tea is God's way of saying he loves us.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:22, archived)
# If you like Tea
personally I hate the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Same counts for Bovril
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Bovril is made from shoe polish *100% of FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:37, archived)
# I like to think it's
boiled cow hide.

Like those chew toys that dogs have.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Yes!
They certainly smell the same. Dogs lick their arses to get rid of the taste*.

* this joke nicked from red dwarf. the hummus runs low this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Polaroid head!
:D

What's going on with this bronchitis then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Oooh, I love it.
I went to a tea factory in Sri Lanka a few years ago, and the heavy smell of semi fermented tea leaves before they went into the drying machines gave me a woody. I have 7 different types in my cupboard. Tea, not woodies.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Can I just point out, by the way,
that sarcasm, whilst being the lowest form of wit, is the only way I have of dealing with religious junk mail, what with not being up early enough to catch the fuckers. Though I may scan it in, change the words 'Christ' to 'H. Christ', 'Christian' to 'gullible fool' and 'love' to 'perversion', and send it back. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)
# I like the duck in wellies.
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Nicely!
is a coprolite a fossilised poo?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Yes
it is

Next question please!

EDIT:And a duck in wellies is most incredibly woo, deserving of much yay, and causes me to cry out "Houpla!"
(kryptik, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# What's the square root of minus one?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Dunno
...

Windows calculator didn't seem to know

Is it 1?
(kryptik, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:39, archived)
# No
because 1 squared = 1 NOT minus one. However minus one squared = 1.
(BlackCat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:40, archived)
# My head
hurts
(kryptik, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Yes, no, or maybe
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:40, archived)
# I should know the answer to that
there is a term for such numbers. However I have forgotten it.

I am going to leave now after a stonking 9 1/2 hours on here.
Thank you for your company!
(BlackCat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Bye!
Come back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:40, archived)
# *waves*
Byee!
(kryptik, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Chiiiz!
Have a funny day/night.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:42, archived)
# It's i or j
depending on which letter you like best.
Personally I'm an i fan.

i^2 = -1
(Tarquin., Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Chips
More accessible, and definitely the better choice of the two when you're rolling home drunk
(kryptik, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Why
how marvellous! w/y/h!
(BlackCat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:24, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:32, archived)
# yay!
great stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:29, archived)