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maybe he had it pre-prepared

as a contigency in case the Kurds caught ousted Iraqi butcher Saddam Hussein on December 14th 2003 at 11 a.m.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)

Maybe

he is Saddam Hussein, and this is a cunning diversion.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:14, archived)

the cunning swine!

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)

no he can't be saddam,

that guy lives in our basement, and there is no electrical equipment down there whatsoever...

*leaves*

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)

I'm saddam and so is my wife

(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:16, archived)

I'M SADDAM HUSSEIN

and/or BRIAN BLESSED

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)

That's why I hear a rumbling sound from my basement!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)

They both have facial hair.

I think that proves it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:20, archived)

The third guy down in my basement doesn't have facial hair.

well, actually, he doesn't have a face. poor guy (girl)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)

or both.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)

Have you got them securely chained to a radiator?

I believe this is the accepted method of retention.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)

they are chained to a lemon

they don't deserve radiators

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)

is it an evil robotic lemon from mars?

(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:32, archived)

just a normal lemon

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)

you fool

(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)

if it's any consolation I gave them a small bear

to stroke

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)