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# February is the mating month for gray whales
Gray whales reach sexual maturity at 5-11 years of age, or when they reach 36-39 feet (11-12 m) in length. Gestation is 12-13 months. The calf weighs 1,100-1,500 pounds (500-680 kg) and is about 15 feet (4.5 m) at birth. Calves nurse 7-8 months on milk that is 53% fat (human milk is 2% fat). Females bear a single calf, at intervals of 2 or more years. Courtship and mating behavior are complex, and frequently involve 3 or more whales of mixed sexes. Mating and calving both occur primarily in the lagoons of Baja California, Mexico, although both have been observed during the migration.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
#
*right*
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# and their penii are 6 feet long
hence, the popular cetologist insult: "you're such a whale dick" (not aimed at you, just general information)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# the whale's penis is called
a Dork
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# a pregnant fish is called
a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:47, archived)
# and their offspring
is known as Fresh Fishy Cuntybears
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# we have a winner
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Fresh Fishy Cuntybears available soon from Haribo
kids and grown ups love it so...
the happy taste of Miracle Grow
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# i read that as gay whales
(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:44, archived)
# so did i
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:48, archived)