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what a horrible woman

I saw her on an advert at the cinema, and on a 30ft tall screen, her face looks like it's been boiled in vinegar

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munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)

have you also

noticed that she's had elocution (sp?) lessons to cover up her northern accent in the sofa ads?

(roboglitch, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)

I was too busy working out what size saucepan I would hit her with

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munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)

Heathen child

(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)

you could

stick a big one over her head and hit that with a smaller one maybe. Would be easier on your eyes.

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barnesy, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)

and

a touch more musical

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Tedmus, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:14, archived)

stuff that.

i'd just twat her with a crowbar.

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)

how about..

www.buyspain.com/largest_paellapan.htm

this one?

(roboglitch, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:11, archived)

just one

of the many uses of vinegar

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aubergene, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)