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# Found this in the waiting room
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# *cringe*
*eyes watering*
*still would though*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# she is my new TV hate figure
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Bah humbug.
I still would, and then again, then tell my mates, then I would again.

Phwoar!
(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# piffle, i say
piffle
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Here here!
(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:00, archived)
# hear! hear!
(actually)
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Pffft.
Linda wouldn't care about my spelling.
(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# she's from bolton (?)
i'm sure she can barely write her name anyway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Is she?
Oooh, thats local to me! I wonder if she'll be home for christmas?

*stalker mode activated*
(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# she's a yorkshire lass.
unfortunately.

edit: hebden bridge methinks

/yorkshireman
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:06, archived)
# well said
sir.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Close but no cigar.
She's from Bradford.

I'm trying to think of the best thing that's come out of Bradford, but all I can realistically come up with is the M606, unfortunately.

The only thing is Bradford's favour is that it's not Keighley.

(And yes I do know - I work near there)
(Felchman, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Watch it you!
That's my neck of the woods!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:27, archived)
# yeah me2
her annoying whiney voice and over skinnyness makes me want to choke her ;)

god i'm fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# you are indeed.
choking is very restrained!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Choking, restrained,
THEN I would...
(</guy>, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:10, archived)
# still laughing
about that on about 20mins later!

lemsip meet screen - screen meet lemsip


(awsome pic too)
(yacob, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# ouch!
But WOO!

that woman scares the bloody heck out of me...

EDIT: Is now a good time to make a "cock off" joke? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I like it
I think you will too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:56, archived)
# heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh *thunk*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:59, archived)
# *wince*
*eye twitching spasm*
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# the thought of linda barker
fiddling about 'down there' is more than i can take this morning

*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 9:58, archived)
# *faints from loss of blood*
but has nice new sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:01, archived)
# good answer that man!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:03, archived)
# linda
barker is after our penises. *snip snip*
eeep!
i still would tho. over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# what a horrible woman
I saw her on an advert at the cinema, and on a 30ft tall screen, her face looks like it's been boiled in vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:02, archived)
# have you also
noticed that she's had elocution (sp?) lessons to cover up her northern accent in the sofa ads?
(roboglitch, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# no
I was too busy working out what size saucepan I would hit her with
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Heathen child
(Marwood, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# you could
stick a big one over her head and hit that with a smaller one maybe. Would be easier on your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:07, archived)
# and
a touch more musical
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:14, archived)
# stuff that.
i'd just twat her with a crowbar.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:09, archived)
# how about..
www.buyspain.com/largest_paellapan.htm

this one?
(roboglitch, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:11, archived)
# just one
of the many uses of vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Currys... always cutting foreskins
Snip Snip
(GuruAnt, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:14, archived)
# *faints clutching block and tackle*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:15, archived)
# haha
ow
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ARGH
GET HER OFF!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:18, archived)
# "Currys
always cutting bell-ends"


snip snip
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Heh heh
Good one
(pisshole_in_the_snow_eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# That Barker...
She'll advertise anything since "I'm a Celebrity..."
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 17 Dec 2003, 12:24, archived)