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# ooh ooh
pick me pick me!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# tell you what

i'll just sneeze into this bucket and you can all stick your head in it

ONE AT A TIME
(vork and burlap, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# If you like
I can donate some of the pus that's weeping out of my ear to the mixture.
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# What the hell
have you been doing to your ear then?
(vork and burlap, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# It started making strange squeaking and popping noises on Friday evening
before becoming incredibly painful and letting out a nice mixture of blood and pus.

Doctor reckons I had a middle ear infection, and the pressure has given me a perforated eardrum.
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# eek

i've had that before

unpretty
(vork and burlap, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Pour vodka in it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)