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# Her inabilty
to give a half decent soapy-tit wank must be one main worry.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:40, archived)
# I dont know,
If you pushed them together I think you would be okay
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:44, archived)
# er, you did notice
he's called *big* dave?
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I'll let Jimmy explain

Know what I mean? Eh? Eh?
No, I do not mean I've been interfered with by Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)
# Thats a chilling thought
-much like his mum
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Fair point
maybe a soapy thigh wank is what he needs
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:56, archived)
# If I go for the soapy thigh wank
I may as well go for the well-lubed fanny-wank.
And then go to jail and hell for shagging little girls.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Best to avoid it altogether then
or wait a few months or so.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:07, archived)
# I think in her case
it'll be a year or two.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:16, archived)
# I'd need
an almost vice-like grip to keep them close enough together.
I doubt she be able to do an all night session though. She'll have homework to do and/or a baby to look after.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)
# exactly!
i'd discriminate.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:47, archived)