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# I wouldn't be so sure
I met my girlfriend online.
She's a 40 year old trucker called Derek from Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Unusual surname.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:24, archived)
# It's not
that unusual, the middle name is though...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:25, archived)
# maybe we could have an auction of b3tans
pair them all off. I anticipate high bids for lemony
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
That's a great idea. Especially as I hear b3ta girls are hot! Certainly the one's I've met are...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Blimey.
I'd often wondered what he looked like (having reconstructed him twice).
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# I met my girlfriend online
*FACT*
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# is she a tightrope walker?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# badum
tish!
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# me too
and she only cost $25
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I met
his girlfriend online too, but she only charged me a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I've just had a horrible mental image involving you having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# I can furnish you
with some real images if you would prefer...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Do they involve
you climbing through anything?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Badum tish!


My drum kits getting worn out tonight
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)