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# *wakes up*
what just happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)
# I dont know
but so long as it's stopped i'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)
# May I just say that the biggest laugh I had all day was waking
up and reading about Britney getting married over the weekend. It cracked me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:23, archived)
# and
I thought she loved me...least she paid for the reception
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:26, archived)
# she just didn't have the gumption
to go through with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:36, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)
# she's one of those "singers"
who's paid lots of money to dance and dress in ways that appeal to people with excess testosterone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:38, archived)
# oh, one of them.
ick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)
# strangely enough
one of the people at my uni claimed to have gone to high school with her. I can't verify this though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)
# tie them to a chair and remove their fingernails with a pair of needle nosed
pliars- they'll soon let you know if it's true
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:41, archived)
# unfortunately I rather liked them
and I have no idea where they are anyway since I'm at a new uni doing a new degree
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)
# then, yet again, my plan is both foiled
and foolish
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)
# he talked to me you know
which is more than I can say about anyone at this uni....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)
# then maybe you could employ the pliars as a incentive
in order to get them to be civil
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:50, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:51, archived)
# how terribly exciting for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)
# you know...the chick that does that stuff
and then she got boobs, then a hat. then was with that one guy, then wasn't.
then she did another thing...and now she's married.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:39, archived)
# except now she's not
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)
# right

wait...what?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)
# she got it anulled
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:42, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)
# she did WHAT to her husband?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:44, archived)
# unmarried them
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:45, archived)
# oh.
oh i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:46, archived)
# oh, i remember now,
there was a whole news article on tv about how she hadn't got married.
i nearly cared.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:43, archived)
# Not
any more she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:40, archived)
# me three
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:37, archived)
# you woke up
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:47, archived)
# was it all a terrible dream?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:51, archived)
# sure
if that'll make you happy
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:52, archived)
# only if from now on
things aren't just the same as the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)
# not until tomorrow night..
*knocks on wood*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)
# don't do that.
you'll break my wooden monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)
# i know those words well...
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:48, archived)
# does anyone else have problems getting to the board
arround this time every night or is it just my shitty ISP?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:53, archived)
# I dont know
I did just now, but I've usually wnadered off to bed by now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:54, archived)
# yes!
i do as well.
i figured it was my dial-up acting like a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)
# supposedly
it's the stats being generated
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)
# i had a feeling it was something like that, as well.

i don't know much about these things though.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:56, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhh
I hope it doesn't calculate my signal to noise
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:58, archived)
# eh?
but I checked for the stats page today and it was still kaput..?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)
# that's because it hates you, your hair
and your damn liberal views
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)
# heheh
even with a haircut I'm still a pansy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)
# real men
don't get haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:05, archived)
# I've not seen the stats for aaaaaaaaaaages
I wonder if i've made them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)
# yes the page is borked
but the program is still set to look every night.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:03, archived)
# b3ta's become so big
it's starting to collapse due to it's own immense gravity!

Or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:06, archived)
# more likely to be
something to do with the immense gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)
# no,
that's me you're thinking of

I have moons
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:07, archived)
# Well I have an asteroid belt
but it doesnt go with any of my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:13, archived)
# i declare you
to be a silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)
# you are so easily convinced
I will not be swayed untill I recieve the results of the blood test
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
I've never been declared before, only certified.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)
# consider yourself
endowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:24, archived)
# be dum







tisch
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:16, archived)
# hhhhh good
I usually end up rebooting thinking thats the problem then trying all the other browsers I have

hmmm I think some of this film was shot on one of those pixel vision cameras
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:56, archived)
# it's the same for all.
except, perhaps, jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:55, archived)
# lurking bastard

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:57, archived)
# he's a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:58, archived)
# He doesn't lurk
he's actually every troll we've ever had on b3ta, he's teasing us, just like god teased moses.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 4:59, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:00, archived)
# blasphemy
blaspheryoooouuu
blas for everybodyyyyy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:02, archived)
# blasé
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:13, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:17, archived)
# chips

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:18, archived)
# bras, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:19, archived)
# bras or chips....
hmmmm can I ask the audience?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:21, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:22, archived)
# chipmonks!
I'll have to go for chips - I havent quite enough front for the alternative...though if it was a basque I'd pad
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:23, archived)
# I just
"worked" half an hour overtime.

best fuk off, eh what?

see yous...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 5:04, archived)