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# damnations
that would've mad finding the nazi gold so much easier
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# MY FACE
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# well stop trying
to bathe in botox.... it's not the secret of eternal life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i once had a dream
that a man got pumped full of botox.
he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# like the one the other day
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# or the one where i was playing cricket against
prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# i once had one where dolf lundgren
chased me in a combine harvester
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09, archived)
# as a kid, i had recurring nightmares
about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# what variety of vegetable?
i'd run from artichokes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# i was only about 4 at the time,
so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I had one as a kid
of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# i went through a fortnight of dreams
involving each member of my family dying, and the subsequences.
it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I think we'd both
better start taking our pills again...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hehe.
i was actually putting a pill in my mouth as i read that.
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)