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# My wife wanted me
to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to dinner in a posh hotel, got pissed, drove home at 120 mph and killed her by smashing into a concrete barrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
#
I like that a lot, I shouldn't, but I do
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# that
made me laugh...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# did you get her up the stick first?
either way, that's great. Wear a rose in your lapel, then we'll be able to recognise each other as we burn in hell for all eternity
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Lots of people
going your way today.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)