
blurred photo to be
submitted to crash
investigation.

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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27,
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submitted to crash
investigation.


that dog, it's worse than the Quo for bringing penuary, pestilence and death upon people
A Poem
"I get to drive Diana!"
Henri Paul did boast
Poor old Henri Paul
Hit a concrete post
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29,
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A Poem
"I get to drive Diana!"
Henri Paul did boast
Poor old Henri Paul
Hit a concrete post

to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to dinner in a posh hotel, got pissed, drove home at 120 mph and killed her by smashing into a concrete barrier.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35,
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either way, that's great. Wear a rose in your lapel, then we'll be able to recognise each other as we burn in hell for all eternity
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37,
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add a few dancing lemmings, for old times sake.
:)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31,
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:)

It's the corgi-munching servant-masticating royal canines. On a mission of embuggerance are they?
edit:not suggesting some form of Monarchical interferance are ya?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32,
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edit:not suggesting some form of Monarchical interferance are ya?

surely that's what your hand is for*
*amongst other things
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38,
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*amongst other things

i could put my name on coursework with it, and make it look like i've forgotten and had to scribble it on EVERY TIME!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39,
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in 1995 or 1996, some bastard nicked an old pupil's coursework and submitted it as their own.
My point is, they got away with it, so give that a whirl instead
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41,
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My point is, they got away with it, so give that a whirl instead