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# BREAKING NEWS
blurred photo to be
submitted to crash
investigation.

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# *snigger*
that dog, it's worse than the Quo for bringing penuary, pestilence and death upon people

A Poem

"I get to drive Diana!"
Henri Paul did boast
Poor old Henri Paul
Hit a concrete post
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# My wife wanted me
to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to dinner in a posh hotel, got pissed, drove home at 120 mph and killed her by smashing into a concrete barrier.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
#
I like that a lot, I shouldn't, but I do
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# that
made me laugh...:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# did you get her up the stick first?
either way, that's great. Wear a rose in your lapel, then we'll be able to recognise each other as we burn in hell for all eternity
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Lots of people
going your way today.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Will do!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Someone should
add a few dancing lemmings, for old times sake.

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# You RULE!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# If im not mistaken
It's the corgi-munching servant-masticating royal canines. On a mission of embuggerance are they?

edit:not suggesting some form of Monarchical interferance are ya?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# erm...........yep
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# TJ: Fontifier
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I really don't understand the point of that
surely that's what your hand is for*

*amongst other things
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i guess it's just a bit of fun,
i could put my name on coursework with it, and make it look like i've forgotten and had to scribble it on EVERY TIME!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# when I was doing my GCSEs
in 1995 or 1996, some bastard nicked an old pupil's coursework and submitted it as their own.

My point is, they got away with it, so give that a whirl instead
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# awww
cute
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *gruff phil-mitchel voice*
yeh
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I knew it!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# haha!
super!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha.........
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Yay!
As I suspected all along.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Have a newly made woo!



/Probably been done before, but hey! I've been absent for 6 months.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hi
Cockalorum!
Love that!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)